(theme song playing)
(dance music playing)
Yo! Beasty!
-Want to play a... -Video game?
-(beeping) -ha! Already set up.
-But first, let's grab... -A couple of sodas?
You know me so well.
Well enough to know you're starving for the best food ever created.
-A delicious burger. -Burrito.
-What? You mean a burger? -What? You mean a burrito?
-Burrito! (gasps) -burger! (gasps)
I feel like I don't even know you anymore.
(elevator bell dings)
Hey, guys. What's up?
Cyborg thinks burgers are better than burritos.
Beast boy doesn't get that burgers are stacks of deliciousiticity.
Tell him which one's better, please, will you?
Oh, that is a difficult question.
Yeah, I could go either way.
-I really don't care. -Make your cases.
(clears throat)
The hamburger features a stackable structure,
Which allows the user to customize it to one's individual taste.
Its open-sided architecture provides a clear view of what's inside at all times.
And, because of its aerodynamically perfect design,
Many experts believe the burger to be a gift
From a more highly advanced civilization from beyond the stars.
-In conclusion, they are good. -(clatter)
I thank you.
(whirrs)
(strumming guitarron)
Hola, amigos!
It is my absolute honor to sing to you a song
About the most beloved food in the whole entire world.
♪ the burrito, the burrito...
♪ it's awesome and it's so good to eat
♪ the burrito, the burrito
♪ it's filled with good things to eat ♪
(scatting)
♪ burritos are yummy and burgers are gross ♪
(scatting)
♪ burritos are yummy and burgers are gross
♪ buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese
♪ put that patty in between
♪ it's burger what? What?
♪ buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese
♪ put that patty in between
♪ it's burger what? What?
♪ it's burger (whooping) ♪
Hey! I was in the middle of my burrito song.
-Burritos are so much better. -Stop it, you guys!
-Ow! -So? What do you think?
Both are very satisfactory to me.
I still don't care.
We're going to need a taste test to settle this.
Announcer: These culinary titans are no strangers to kitchen combat.
-Look at that concentration. -(squeaking)
Unbelievable!
-I've never seen anything quite like it. -(whirring)
Amazing!
Can you believe what you're seeing?
(sniffs)
Ah... Hmm. Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious!
Mmm. Yum.
Yes! Come here, mama.
-Whoa! You guys gotta cleanse your palates. -Oh!
-(crashes) -get rid of that nasty burrito taste.
(whirring)
(beeping)
(whirring)
(beeping)
Mmm-hmm. Ooh!
Hmm. Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious!
Mmm. Yum.
But which is better?
Look, can't we just agree that some people like one food
And some people like another one?
(weapons powering up)
Both: No!
Uh-huh!
(gasps)
(creaking)
My eye! My one good eye!
(elevator bell dings)
(alarm wailing)
(squishing)
(laughing)
Ah! Look, what he's done.
Calm down. There's no way to know for sure who did that.
(giggling)
(muffled screaming)
(laughs)
That's what you get for napping on the burger side.
(growls)
(screams)
(laughing)
(drill whirring)
-(clattering) -(groans)
We're sick and tired of both of you.
-(groaning) -this has gone on too long.
Time to finally settle this...
With an all-out food competition!
(bell dings)
(gunshot)
(screeching)
In your face.
(bell dings)
(whirrs)
(gun clicks)
(gunshots)
Beat that, son!
Oh, you know I will.
(bell dings)
(whirring)
Aerodynamic, huh? (chuckles)
(bell dings)
(beeping)
(whirring)
(bell dings)
(munching)
Mmm, so warm and good.
How's your burrito doing? Hmm?
-(both growling) -easy, you two. Save it for the final round.
It seems as if we have covered all of the usual food competitions.
What else could there possibly be?
How about, "I still don't care"?
I know! It should be a...
Don't expect me to finish your sentence. Those days are over.
But, I know what you were gonna say, and I accept the challenge.
Then it is on!
(chomping)
(seagulls squawking)
So, why are we on the roof?
For the ultimate burger burrito smack down, bro!
(explosion)
(growling)
This is insane!
Relax! I just used some delicious burgers and some tasty robotics.
Oh, I got a little bit of help.
He wouldn't stop bothering me.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please...
(sobbing) please!
This looks like it's going to get messy.
Yeah it is! There's gonna be beans and cheese everywhere!
Let's do this.
-(bell dings) -announcer: Fight!
Salsa storm!
Bun batch!
(chains rattling)
Pickle pounder!
Jalapeno hammer!
(grunting)
-Cyborg: Mayo meltdown! -(crash)
-Beast boy: Guacamole grenade! -(crash)
-Cyborg: Pepper jack cheese slicer! -(crash)
All this food fighting has given me the hunger.
Me too. I could totally go for a pizza.
Sure. Let's just get out of here.
-Cyborg: Relish ram! -(crash)
Tortilla take down!
Burger blast!
Tomato time bomb!
(beeping)
Oh! Did you see that?
You got burger all up in your face.
Burrito blade!
How's that taste, fool?
I'm up on fuego!
Ketchup!
Patty smack!
Oh, yes! You want that whooping as a combo?
With a milkshake and some fries?
Bean bomb!
Onion onslaught!
Sesame heat seeker!
Mmm... This is pretty good.
Mmm... Veggie patty?
Of course, beasty. I know you don't eat meat.
And I love me some veggie patty.
Oh, man! I'm sorry, bro.
Burgers are pretty great.
I'm sorry too, little homie.
I didn't know burritos could be so delicious.
You know what, all this food fighting has got me in the mood for?
Mmm-hmm.
-Ice cream! -Pie!
Both: Yeah, boy!
-Hot pie... -Ice cream on top.
(dance music playing)